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Dec. 12th, 2009

  • 9:46 AM

mus gooo dubaii??
BUT WAAAAAAAAAAIII
GOT NAHTHANG DEHH
U SEE ONLEE GAWWT
pple cleann windowss weirdd fashioonn

o dis one quite nize ahhhhh

gawwwt SUDDEN MOVEMENT OF CARRS

gawwtt PSYCHOTICKALLY USELESS CARRS THAT REVOLVE ITS DOORRS

OMGAWHHHHHHHHHHHHHRD SOO FARNEEEEEEEE
DUBAI WIT SNAKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

freeeestyle??? NONONONOOOOOOOOOO!!

  • Dec. 5th, 2009 at 2:03 PM

OOHHHH!!
YEST WAS
DA
GRAGRAGRAGRADD NITE
clad in
A SKIRT
YEAAAAAAAAASHH
a S K I R T
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
soo horrendous but its bettahh den leaving me wearing simply a PAIR OF LEGGINGS WAHT!!
SO LIGHT N NAYKED FEELL AHH!!!!!
soo use dat skirt ohverr ah
waii did i buy dat oso ah fer band???
LAYTAH I RMEMBER I GO TYPE HERE AHH!!
wahhh wahhhhhhhh
today mawrning i found out
SOOOOOOOOOOOO MANAY 1090090900999 PPLES BLOGS
SO SOO MANAYY
EMO BLOGGS AHHH!!
I TINK IM DA ONLYONE WIT DA MOST SANE BLOGG
SUMBAWDYY CALL 911 911 9111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ayaa soo lasyy typetype
but i vill type
since im one of the feww sane bloggs there is availaberrl on eaaaaarthhh

OOOHH
HEYY!!HEYY!!
WE BELONG TO DA MUHZYCKK!!
WE DONT ANSWER TO UUUUUUUUUUUU!!

i came yestt
via a sooo gurraaaaaaaand entrancee
I GAWT A BRAND NEW HAIRDO!!
I GAWT A BRAND NEW ATTITOOD!!
denn we sat theree
then
mr n mrss "prom" was crowneddd
NAWT SO AHMAYZING AHH
DEN
deejayy sayy open dancefloorrr
GUNDOOOOOO PUSH MEE DEHH AHH!!
LUCKAY THANG DA LIGHT OFF
SINCE LIGHT OFF NMMIND AHH NOBODAY CAN SEE IF U MIDDLE OR WAT!!
SO SOONN MANAY MANAY AT DA "woooood floorrrrrr"
DENN I FOUND MA
HAIRDRY HAIRR
SOON COMPLETELY SLICK WET PHLAT WIT SWEATT
since i found maself heavily engaged wit
" JUMP JUMP JUMP!!"
aHYOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WAII JUMP DUNNO HOW MANAY HOURS WIT HEELS AHHH!!
MA WHOLE THIGH MUSCELLS CONTRACTED SMMOAR AHH!!!
xspeciallay wen
PO PO POKER FAYCE
EACHH PO PO MUS JUMP JUMPP
BUT NMMIND NMMMINDD MANAY MANAY CALORIES ARE BURRNT
ooh waiittt!!
DO I EVEN HAVE CALORIIIIIIIIIIIEES???
NYEYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHHh!!!!!!!!!!
denn da rest i cont at nite ahh
onleee at nigthtt enthuuu to typpe one bcos
i cnnt sleeeeeeeeep
n wenn u wann sleeep u mus doo watttt???
u mus
TYPPPPE

Dec. 4th, 2009

  • 2:23 AM

haaaiyahhh
TO GO??
ORR
TO NAWT GOO??
IF I GOOO
i vill sweaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat alott and vill be xposed to those curious CT TCHAS EYES
but if i no goo
i vill obtain PEACE
i vill be able to goo shawwpping wit motherfthrr and purchayse FATAIMAZAJI. AND GRANNYS PWESENT AHH!!!!!!!!
i vill osoo be able to celebbbbbbb grannayys birddayyy
i vill nawwt sweatt
i vill nawwt need to buyy or fyndd fedoraaaaaaaaaaaa
BUT IF I NO GOO OSO!!
lyk anticlimaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ahh
smmoarrr cameras present theree seems to be sckreaming out fer maaaaa name

NMMIND NMMIND
STILL GOT 2MOLOLO MAWRNING
I VILL DCYDE
2MOLOLO MAWRNING

BY DA WAYYYY
IF U WANN TO LEARN
BOUT YOUU, MEE AND iii
GO WATCH NEWW MOOOOOOOOOOON

1234444 schedoooooll

  • Nov. 30th, 2009 at 1:19 AM

BEFOARR I FERGETT

mondayy: goo out wit mother fthrr goo parkwayy reds dehh doo hair ahgaiaaaaaaannn den goo heeren dehh da left foott buyy gweenn or dunno wat type high cut sneekahs den head to vivoo dehh fynd clothes ooh and fareastplaza dehh fynd da cheep cheep accessories or xtra thangs then fynahlee befoarr knock off mus goo tamp one ion buyy moaaaaaaar leggings soo comfyy ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tueedayy: mee n darlinglonggggggggs goo outtoutt go kallangg colourr zeee hairr edit zee hairr fynd out how to edit zee eybrowws denn goo optician dehh buyy contackkt lenns blue or neww colourr

wedd: MAWRNING I FWEE AHH!! AFTAHNOON OSOo!! HOW HOWW!! i tinkk i book slott ferr mrs matthewwwwww ahh mrs mattheww sayy wan go shawpping wahhtt!!! den 6.3o dinnerr at bishann swensonnnnnns wit jigglyy puff xckluusyvve ahhhhhhh!!

thursss: come facee 2 facee wott jacobbb n countt his abs seee if 6ixx or 4ourr denn stare at roberrt pattisonn eyess but criticizee his hairryy chestt wit zeeebooobiezzzzzzzzzz oohh dat dayy i wann go charles n keithh and ferevah21 buyy shades ahhh osoo REMIND ME AHH ZANKOOKOO

fwidayy: MAWRNING I FWEE!! aftahnoooonn i goo some one house or wahht askk helpp doo da eyebrowww or eyes soo wen fotooshoot laytahh lykk mohdell tawwp to bottomm soo furrreshhh!!denn at nightt 8.3o pm or wahht mus headd to WUNZAHHFOOLL YJAYY fer zee WUNZAHFOOOL GRAD NITE
i eggzyzted fer onlee zee fotoshooott im goowin deh onlee fer da fotoshoottt BUT DA IDEA OF GOOWIN ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL DA WAYY BACKK DEHH TO YJAYY ADORNING GLAMGLAM FER KAMPUNGG BACKGROUND SCENES IS NAWWT APPEALINGG AHH!!!!!!!nmmindd nmminddd i goo seeeeeee howwwwwwwwwwww

SATTURDAYY- CNNT RMEMBAH
SUNDAYY- CNNT RMEMBAHH

OHH MEE GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHRDD

i am soo bedibedi trapped in a maskk of feeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaarr
FEAR AHH FEARR
TERRIFICKAYTION
MORTIFICKAYTION

3-4pm
WENT TO DA BEACH N GOT DRAAAAAAAAGGED
to where u ask??
to DA SAND DA WATER
SO AHNNOYINGGGGGGGGGGGGG
i wearing pants smmoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr
WITH PERIODS FERR REELL
omgahwhrhrdd
11.PM = fer da firstt tym fer da dayy, i went to da toilet and peeeeeee
OMGAWHRDD
MA UNDWEAR BEEYEWTIPOOL AS IT IS
GOT SOO MUCH SAAAAAAAAAAAAAND , (inckluding da padd)
OHH OOOHH OOOOOOOOHHH!!!!!
HAOOOOOOO!!
TELL MEE
HAOOOOOO!!
HAOO HAOO HAOO HAOO!!
( soo scarayy wat hppn if sand goo in holes?????)
DUNNO WEDA DID OR NAWWT AHHHHHHHH!!
BUT AHNYWAYYY
aftahh dat i pee
( wahhlaooooooooooo da pee celcius ahbit da hawwtt hawwwwwwwwwt ahhhhh!!!!!!!!))
soo FURRHEEKEHH!!!!!!!
ivill drinkk waterr eat manay manayy fruits until i shitt i use 99999999million DETTOLS AHH!!!!!

anotha thangg
i wentt toilet
gott sand drop all ohvah da toilet
sand = vital evidence!! vital evidence dat i went sentosaa beach wheech according to ma parents perceptionn its a place of "makkkkkkkksiattt siaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
sooo ahhh
fer da ferrst tym in historayy
i washhed da toilet lykk nvah bfoarrrrrrrrr!!
I SPRAYED EVERYY CORNER N PUSHED EVERYTHANG THAT IS NOTT WATER TO DA DRAINN AHH!!!!!
den under ma slippers gott some stuckk sand
wahhlaoooooooooo
da sound
sooo NOIZYY AHHHHH!!
ITS 11PM AHH SMMOARRR!!
denn wit sand undah da slippers
sounds similar to da brushh pple use to scrub toilet floorrs ahhhhhhh!!
I TINK DA WHOLE WORLD WUNNZAHRYNG WAT I DOOWIN WASHING TOILET IN DA WEE WEE HOURS OF DA NITE

i lyyykk i lyyyyykk
da sand da waterr
i dooo i lyyykk
i lykk we fotoshoott thereee
BUT DA ONE THANG I DONT LYKK AHHH
IS TOO SDDNLYY GET PUSHEDD OHVAH TO DA WATERR
luckayy thangg brinjawwl kindd soul ahh
goo holdd handd soo i cannn gett accustom to waterr pushing meeeeeee
BUT DEN AHHHH
IF SUMBODAY DOES SUCCESSFULLY PUSH ME INTO DA WATER AND GET ME HEAD TO TOE ALL WET
I TELL UUUUUUUUU
I VILLL FARKING HATECHYEWW FER LIFEE
but no ahh todayy deyy hengg, deyy failedd in doowin sooooooooooooooooooooo
DEY ONLY GOT ME PARTIALLY WETT
BUT STILL SUCCESSFULLY HAD MA CAMERAH WATERCLOGGED= SPOILTT

(( OOH I TAN AHH I TAN!! I TOLD U I GAWWT TANN!! U SEE MA SLEEVES!!!!!!!))

ooohh dis weekk da most AWWWWWWWWWESOMISMMS THANGG
IS WENN I REBOND HAIR WIT FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZ DARLINGLONGG
DAYYMMN FARNEEEEEEEEEENEE DAYYMNNN FARNEENEEEE
XSPECIALLAYY CLOTHH MOHMENT AHH!!!!!!!
I AS AN AVANTGUARD- DA FIRSTT HUMANN EVAHH IN A SALOONN
TO BWIN BACKK DA HAIR WHEECH WAS CUTT
YEASHH BWIN IT BACKK
collecktangg it via da cloak around mee, n wrapping it in newspaperr n plastyckk baggg
TO SECURE ITS SAFETYY FROM SIMPLY BLOWING AHWAYY OR SUMTHAAAAAAANGG!!
I LYKK AHH I LYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYKK!!!!!!
ANOTHA ENCORE AHH!!
2UESDAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


naoo naoo naoo
mus preyy
prayy thatt sand is gewwd fer healthh
make vaginaa lookk as rosyy n briimmming rosiness brimming wit healthh
bUAGGAGAGAGHAGAGA
osoo mus prayy thatt MA HOLES ARE WELL----- ABSOLUTELY WORKINGG EFFICIENTLY AS IT IS SPPOSED TO BE( fer hubbybae and mee plan to have childrenn u seeeeee wagGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAAA)

oooHHH AND MEEDUNT HOUSE TODAY OSOO NIZZZZE
we zzeeezzcahvered sumthang rightttrightt
MEEDUNT SPITTING HUGE CHUNKK OF ICE ON AYAM'S HAND WAS SUCH A PICTURESQUE MOHMENT INDEEDDD

oohh anothaa feeeyearrr??
MA EYEBROWWS AHH
I TINK NAOO NIZER
BUT SKARLEE WONT GROWW BACKK HOWW!?!??!!!!!

OMGOMGOGMOGMGAWGGGG!!

  • Nov. 26th, 2009 at 1:14 AM

MA GEEDEE!!LGCRYSTAL??ME+LGCRYSTAL=BIGBANGFAYTED AWWLALALALA
DEEZ IS DA ONLYY DECENTLY HUMAN SMELLING PERFOOM OF NYONYAS BUT STILL NAWWT NIZE AHHHHHHHH!! FLORA MIGHT AS WELL SHE ROLL HERSELF AROUND DA PATCH OF GRASS OUTSIDE
DIS IS A NVAHNVAHNVAHH BUYY!! EVEN MINYAK HATTAS MEN WEAR TO MOSQUES SMELL 9999999999 TYMS BETTAH!! PLUSPLUS!! I TINKK I ALLERGYCK TO DIS AHH!! EVWEETYM I SNIFF DIS IN DA AIR I SNEEZE WITH NO FULLSTAWWP
AHHH DIS ONE DA ONE DATS GAWT DA BESTT BESTT SMELL DA BESTT BESTTT PHYSICKAL OUTLOOK- DA BESSSSSSSSSSSTT DESIGNN BESTTT SMELL TOOOOOOO AHH!! CONFIRMM SUMBAWDY GAVE IT TO HER CNNT BE HER CHOICE MEHH!! SINCE WEN WAS HER CHOICE OF PERFOOM GEWWD AHH!!
OOHH U SEE DIS U LOOK , at first glance WAH SUCH A CAPTIVATINGLY EYE LURING BOTTLE CONFIRMM NIZE ONE DA CONTENTS!! MA PANTAAAAAAAT AHH!! DA TERM DONT BE FOOLED IS SHO SHOO DA ACCKURAYTE HERE AHH!!!!! DIS ONE IS ONE OF DA WORST SMELLING THANGS EVAHH ALSO ACHIEVING RESULTS IN ME NAWNSTAWP SNEEZINGG AHH!!
DIS RADIO STAYTION AHH DA CHOICE OF SONGS SUMTYMS AWESOMISM BUT DENN AHH DA DEEJAYY SOO LAME AHH SOOOOOOOOOO LAHMESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! ASK BAYBEH TO TOK ASK OLD MAN TO TOK WAHHT ONLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
OOOH HEREHEREHERE!! NYONYA RECEIVED FWOM BUILDABEAR SO AHH!! IF YALL GIMME BUILD A BEAR I WAN DA COWW ONE AH BUT NAWWT DIS CLOTHES AND ACCESSORIES PWIS PWIS AHH!! ZANKOOKOO!!!
OOH AND NYONYAS GLUMPP OF BEEYEWWTIFOOL GAUDILY BIGBIGG DUBAI CLIPPS KNOWN AS DA HAIR ACCESSORIES
YEASHH YEASHH N HER ROOM U TINK SOO CLEAN AH?? I TINK MINE CLEANERR AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HERS GOT CLUTTER ONE AS SEEN HERE
N YEASHH ANOTHA BIGBIGG MASSYVE CLUTTER
AHH DIS FORMM OF CLUTTER I LOOYYKK LIKE STYLE AHHHH!! BELTS BAGS SHAWL CLUTTERR
DAA EYEBAGGED FACE OF FWEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM
ooh ma lips paaaaaaale ahh!!!!! oof coos ahhhhhhhhh!! COME OUT FWOM DA ROOM WHEREBY I SAT DIRECKTLY BENEATH DA AIRCON WATT WATT!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMMOAR TOOK 2PAPERSWROTE10092909 WORDS SUFFERED MINI CRAMPS ALL WITHIN ONE DAYY AHH!!
ahh yeashh yeashh U SEE THOSE LIGHTS THOSE GRASS ALL THEESE SAYS ONLY ONE WORDD!!!!!!!!!!! FREEDOOOOOMM EVAHLASTYNGG SWEEEETNESS!!
I DINT NOE SINGAPORE GAWWT RIVERR AHH!!!!!!!
OOH U SEE DEH U SEE!! ONCE AHGAIN!! DA ROADD TO FUHH REE DERRRMMM!!!!!!!!!
DEHH GAWT STRAYNGE STRAYNGE SKIES AHH!!!!!!
DEHH DEHH!! U LOOK BENEATH THOSE SILVER HORIZONTAL POLES U SEE THOSE ISLANDS THEEREE!??!?!!!!! IS DAT SENTOSA?!?!! I CANT SEE HARBOURFRONT NOR CAN I SEE DA GIGANTYCK MERLION DEHH AHH!!
AHH DEHH!! U SEE VISIBLY THAT IS AN ISLAND AHHHHHHHH!! JOHOR BAHROO?? I TOT JOHORR BIGGBIGG?? PULAU WATT AHH??
DEHH DEHH ACROSS DA ISLAND IS AOTHER BIGGER ISLAND I TINKK AHH!!!!! IS DIS REEELI SINGAPOAAAAAAARR???
DEHH DEHH!! ANOTHA PROFESSIONALLY SNAPPED PICKCHA OF A ROAD TO FUHH REEEEE DERRRRRRRRRRRRMM!!!!!!!!! BLISS AHH BLISSS!!
AND DENN WEN U TAKE OUT UR HANDS U CAN TOUCHH BIGGBIGG SHIPPS LIKE DEEZ AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
WAH LAOO I WANN GOO OHVAHSEAS JAPAN?BANGKOK?KOREA?? ANYTHANG AHH!!




OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGOMGOGMOGMGOGOGMGOGMGOMGOMG
OHH
MEE
GAWWWWWWHRDD
MA BLOOD ARRIVEDD
--ABSOHLOOTLY WRONGG TYMINGG---
ENDANGERING MA
POTENTIALL BEEYEWWTYYNESS FER DA UPCOMING HARI RAYA HAJI AHH!!
AND OMEEGAWHRDD
SHO SHOH SHOHH
FATIQQQQQQQQQQQUEDD
NVAHH BEFOAR IN MA LIFE HAD I WRITTEN TILL MA FINGERS CONCAVED FER MOAR THANN 5IVE MINS NONGNONG
MAWRNING - WRITEWRITEWRITE
DEN 2ND Q-2ND HOURR OF MAWRNING PAYPAH-
STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYNGGE
FEELINGG
FELT ON THE THIGHS AND DA WOMMB!!
I MOOVED N MOOVED
N REHLIZED
MA WATERMENSES
IT BEROHKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
AND AS YEWWSUAL
WENEVAH THAT HAPPENS,
the urge to go peepeeeee
is surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrging up to da skies
soo i raised ma hand
and dem idiotyckkk invigilators all chose that momentt to look dowwn on the floorr
LIKE DA FLOOR SO INTERESTINGLYK DATTTTTT!!
mayke humans soo PYSEHHHHHHH AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nmmindnmmindd
soo fer ENTIRE ALEVEL START TO ENDD
DURING THE EXAM
I DID NAWT GOO PEEPEE
I WAS GLUED TO DA CHAIR DURING DA ENTIRE DURAYTION
thenn
11AM
AND GOONS GOONS GOONS!!!!!!!!!
KEEP YELLING AT MY LEFT EAR!!
MA RIGHT EAR!!
" ITS OHVERR!!ITS OHVERR!!"
pantat ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
nmmind nmmind
i as the patient soul miraculeously blocked my ear from the demonic CHANTING OF ITS OVAHH!!
then i rushhed home with strange
thighs sensation
i rushedd to da toilet go peepeee
da peepee that i held onn fer moarr than 3hours ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
but 3 hours is NAHTHANG
ive held ma shit fer 3DAYS whenn i wentt to NEGERISEMBILAN as i wasnt accustomed to aiming shits in a literal HOOOLE
denn denn denn
fearing fer a mens crampp ahhh!!
bcos at 2pm got artt wahht
art is not somethang u will catagorize under da label
WOW SO INTERESTANGG
so ahhh with
art+cramp=deep sleepp ahh
BUT HENGG AHHHHHHH!!
IN DA CONTAINER ROOM MA
LEGS AND THIGHS BCAME SOO COMFY DA COMFYY AHH!!
I FELT MA CRAMPS EBBED FAST FAST AHWAYYY!!!!!!!!!!

oohhh
MA FTHR LOYYKS BIGBANG WONDERFOOL&HARUHARU!!
goodgoooooooooooooood!!
denn ahh!!!!!
ma fthr can encourage ma entire family to goo watch bigbangjapanelecktryckdunnowat concert
at jaaaaaaaaaapannnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SAW ISLAND!!
I SAW ISLAND!!
NAOO I WANN GET OUT OF THIS ISLANDICK SINGAPOAR
I WANN GO JAPAN/KOREA/BANGKOKK/NEWZEALAND VLAVLA
so ahhh
i suggested to ma fthr
he immediately said
GO DUBAII
--___________________----!!!
waiii waiii waiiiiii
is DUBAI DA ONLY COUNTRY IN HIS GLOBE OF EARTH??
THERE ARE OTHER CONTINENTS TOO YOU KNOWW!!!!!!!!

iwanngooshawwwwppyng
but ahh!!!!
i wann shawwp in
SOPHYSTICKAYTION
MUAGAGAHAHAHAGAGA
I WAN MA HAIRR
CUTTCUTT
I GAWT DA STYLE IN MA BRAIN AHHHHH!!
BUT HOW TO FYND DAT STYLE IN DA COMPUTER
IN GOOGLE GALLERY!??!!!
I CNNT FYND DA IDEAL ONE AHHHHHHHH!!
SOSOSOSOSS!!
ASSISTENCE NEEDED!!
AS SOOOOOOOOONN
AS PAWWWWWWSIBERRLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

waii didnt i cutt ma legghairr ahh befoarr ma blood camee
naoooooo ahh!!!!!!!
I STARE AT MA LEGS
I CANT SEE DA SKIN
ITS ALL BROWNN
BROWN WIT MA BRUNETTE HAIR ON MA LEGGS

tikktokk
tikktokkkkk
on da clawwwwckk
yeashh yeashh yeashh
I HEARBY
ANNOUNCE,
yeash OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE,
LAYDEH HAZIYAH CHANELL ALI
is shoo shoo shooooo
FWEE&AVAILABERL

soo farr ahhhhh
2mololo is
darlinglongs goo cut hair 2mololoo and denn dye hairr
FRIDAY is
HARIRAYAHAJI solo( oO!H!H!H!!Oh!! means mus layan all SOLO!!MORTIFYING!!DREADINGSMS!!)
FRIDAY is also
my GRANDPOPPAS birddayys celebraytionn partayy
SATURDAY is
the SENTOSAHH DAYYYYY
SUNDAY is
the go vivo and town oohh yeashh vivo OMGAWHRD VIIVOO I MISH YEWW!!(with motha&fthr)-buy da clooothes ooh and anay moarr alluring thangs

I MUSTT BUYY DA FONE
BY 2MOLOLO AHH!!
MUS!!
MUS!!
MUS!!
IF NAWT I VILL CRUMBLE IN BAWRDOM ON FRIDAY!!

but gott dilemma
SEVERE DILEMMA AHH!!

LG CRYSTAL?
LG CHOCOLATE BL4O?
LG ARENA?
iPHONE?
SONY SATIO?

i somehow can vividly visualize maself holding both the iPHONE and LG CRYSTAL

OOHH PICKCHAS YEASH YEASHH!!

enterTAINMENT!!ENTERTAINMENT!!

  • Nov. 23rd, 2009 at 3:13 PM

TOLIVEANDBEPARTLYLIVING
VLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
BECKETT AND BULLSHIT ENTERPRISE COOPERAYTION PTD LIMITED. AHHH!!



OOOhhhH
I SEE DA WORD HANDSOOOOooOME
ENCOMPASSED AROUNDD
DIS PARTICKULAR
GEE DEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
ALL OVAHH TOPP BOTTOM EVEN TILL DA TIPPS OF HIS FINGERS AHHHHHH!!
(( XSPECIALLY WEN 2NE1 CAME AND HE BEGANN TO PUMP HIMSELF UP ALONE WITH MOARR ENERGY AND ENTHUU))



AND DENN MA WUNNZAHHFOOOOOOOOOOL FAMILYY OUTING DOOWIN IDONTCKARREE ALL SOO FARNEENEE OOOOOOOHH XSPECIALLAYYYYYYYYYYY JONGKOOK PARTTT BUAHHHGAGAHAHGAHGAHAHAGAHAH MEEEEEEE LOOOYYYYKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



ANOTHA FAMILYY OUTINGG DOOWIN MA MEMBAHS FYYYAAAAAAAAHHHH BAYBEHH OOOHH BUT SSANDARA PARKKS HAWWTDARAA STYCKK REELII LOOKK LYKK DYCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! XSPECIALLYY WENN SHE DIDD DA SPLITTS AHHHHHH!! CALANGCALANG!!SALANG!!SALANG!!CHUMULL CHUMULL!!

oOOOH
and beforee i resumee shermaninggs andd STARRE AT BECKETS BABBLES OF BULLSHITSMSS
i wouldd like to reveall to yaaaaaaaalll
SOMETHANG WAAAAAARMM WARRMM
somethangg warmhearteningg
as comparedd to 2pms waterrsheddingg momentts duringg mama
wheech lefft us COLDD and a sensee thatt eachh and everyy individuall membahh is dwelveddi n a sensee of alienayyytion ahhhhhhhhhh
HERE IS WAT I CALL YGFAMILYY FAMILAYYYY!!
u seee topp huggingg daedaee soo tigghht ahh soo nizzzzee and nawwt gayishh at all moarr brodaishh denn u seee seungriri HOLDING DAEDAES FINGERS AHHHHH!!SOO DA ADAWRABERLICIOUUS!!
denn osoo theress hubbybaegeedee mohmenttts me laydehhchanellalii LYKKKKKKKKKK SINCE HERE COMPARED TO 2PM THERES NO DRAMA WITHIN OR BENEATH THE JOYY OBTAINEDD!!




OOH FIRSTT
THERES THIS IDIOTT WHO COMMENTED SUMTHANG
AS TO WHEECH
A VIP RESPONDEDD VIOLENTLY BACKK
POWAAAAAAAAAAAHH AH DA RESPOND I LOOOOOOOOYYKK!!!!!

lololol, on November 21st, 2009 at 9:45 pm Said: Ugly dudes unite!
At least Taeyang’s got some actual talent
  • at least the ugly dude still got to be in major fashion spreads and is friends with hot supermodels. i wonder how ugly you have to be till anyone PAYS you to wear their clothes. probably never. and the other ugly dude probably has a hotter body than you’ll ever have. and if you’re a girl, i bet you wanna tap that ugly dude’s body don’t you?? be honest now. don’t make a liar out of your ‘beautiful’ self. lol.
    gotta love all the funny ppl coming out tonight.
    Reply

    OOHH GOT MOARR!!

    funny, on November 21st, 2009 at 10:21 pm Said:

    I think the criteria for winning an MAMA was
    20% votes
    80% you must be from YG

    lol
    and GD had the guts to perform heartbreaker because it was a YG awards show anyway. He knew YG already took care of the results

    Reply

    naninoona, on November 22nd, 2009 at 1:47 am Said: lol. beware of funny. funny is an SM slave. in another article funny said JYP paid mnet for airtime. now funny is saying that YG paid for the awards.
    all i hear from funny’s mouth though, is;
    “slave, slave, slave”
    p/s: i’m an ELF but i would in no way possible be butthurt over not winning tonight like funny is. we should all take lessons for being funny from funny. to think of it, funny is really actually funny. very funny in fact, that i come to wonder if funny is friends with sarcasm. because i sure as heck am best friends with sarcasm. funny isn’t it?
    Reply

    NANINOOOONAS RESPONSE AREE DA BESTTTTTTTTTTTT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AHH AND MOAR NANINOONAS!!


    i don’t know.. after lookin at this performance, i can’t help but think that GD has always been getting better treatment in terms of promotion. From both individual performances, it seems that GD’s was more prepared and had the essence of the props or the backup dancers more than that of Tae Yang’s performance.
    Tae Yang’s overall presentation was pretty mediocre for a huge award ceremony, it looked plain and it seemed like he was performing on normal Mnet Countdown stages. I love both, so i just wished that more things could be done for Tae Yang, or at least equal to that of GD’s.

    go bash me, but these are my true thoughts
    Reply

    did you even consider for one moment that maybe it’s just taeyang’s style?? or even that he requested for it to be this way?? i mean, through their albums alone you can tell who’s the flashy one and who’s the simple one. it was no surprise to me that taeyang chose an empty stage. taeyang’s presence alone more than makes up for lack of any stage decor. and besides, they were playing up the clashing theme. gd was white and taeyang went black. gd was all flashy and fireworks while taeyang stayed chill and pure. it’s just who they are. us vips know that this is just how it is. too bad other ppl can’t see it.
    and as for promotions go, i don’t think yg is picking favorites. gd and taeyang both have been in the company for the longest time. he just has a different approach when handling these two. when with gd, yg prefers to go all out and blaringly loud. while with taeyang, yg knows he can leave taeyang to give an awesome show with his simplicity. this is the reality. we all should learn to accept that.
    AND MOAAAAAARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fargo, on November 22nd, 2009 at 1:23 am Said:

    ugliest people of the night
    GD should change ‘Heartbreaker’ into ‘Dogsitter’. Since that was his main job of the night

    • at least even his dog is more popular than you’ll ever be. sucks to be you, eh?
      Reply

      NOWW NOWW I MUS WAIT FER HD VIDEO TO BE UPLOADED
      IN DA MEAN TYMM
      I SHOW U
      WAT MAN DEFINE
      BEYONE AWWWESOME
      AWEESOMME IS BY DEFINITE AN UNDERSTATEMENTT
      DANCING 24/7 I WUNNZAH HOW HUBBYBAE MANAYGED TO GULP IN OXYGENN AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      ANDD YEASHH YEASHH
      UU 2WOO!!
      U BOTHH!!!!!!!!
      OOOHH!!
      YALL MAAAAAAAAA KOREEYANN DREAAAAAAAAAMM!!!!!

      1)



      GEEDEE COMES OUT IN WHYYTE HEARTBREAKINGG HERE N DEHH
      DENN

      2)



      MA HUBBYBAE APPEARRS APHRODYCKALLYY FLIPPING HERE N THERE TILL EVEN THE SHADES HAD TO BEAAAAAAAAAAAR THE BRUNTTT OF DA HAWWTISMSMSMSS

      DEN FYNAHLEEEEEEEE

      3)



      DA WHITES MEET DA BLAAAAAAAAAAAACKKS AHHHHHHHHHH
      HAWWTHAWWT MATRIXX
      OOH HUBBYBAES TOO FULLY CLOTHED

iMMA MAMAMAYZED: 2NE1!!

  • Nov. 22nd, 2009 at 10:21 AM

OOH MA FELLOW MEMBAHS
WATS THERE TAH SAYY!!
XSPECIALLAY WEN MA TWINN AND MINZY START PERFORMINGG
PLEASE DONT GOO
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
AWESOMISMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMSS!!!!!!!!

OH IM BEDI CKURIOUS BOUT 2PM U SEE
WAT WITH ALL THEIR SEVERE
EMO-NESSSSS EMO NISMS
SOO I READD DA CAWWMMENTS
N CAME ACKROSS DIS
BUAHAHAGAHGAHAGAHAHGA
SOO AWWESOMISMSMS TOOO

OMFG I HAVE FACEPACK ON AND I CRIED ;_____________; Now they are dripping all over my clothes D: OMFG When i saw Wooyoung cry i just knew that he was thinking of Jay and how he isn't there with them and i got all teary and then Junsu and Chansung and Taec's little gesture of the short guy who should have been there got me crying ;A; JAY i hope he watches this and omg he should so be there with them to receive that award and saying his "what time is it now?" Thanks so much for subbing <3

OHHOHH!!
GOTT SMMOARR!!

i cringe everytime i see PA JAEBUM. srsly the cameraman could have chosen any other signboard right

( WHILE DA WORLDD STARES AT WOOYOUNGIE WATERFALLING HE STARES AT SIGNBOARDDS AHH)
(( SOO LURRVEHHLYY ))

OOOHH!!!!!
NAOO 2NE1 HERE
AS THE 5IFTH MEMBAH
I PROUDLYY EXPOSE UU TO DA VIDEEYOOOO!!!!






I JUS CANT TAKE IT NO MOARR!!
MA MIND IS OUTTA CONTROLL!!

UPDAYTED!!:iMMA MAMAMAYZED!!: 2PM

  • Nov. 22nd, 2009 at 7:50 AM


oohhn 2pm
ONE OF THE MOST
ATHLETYCK GROUPP IVE EVAHH KNOWNN
ATHELETYCKK BUT CURRENTLY PATHETYCKK toooo
whilst bigbang dint promote anay neww kOrean songs tthis year concentrayyyting on japan,
2PM saved kvips frommm sheer bOOOOARDOM due to lack of bigbang in koreaa
so to pay backk and serve the price of entertainmentt
and to cheerrrr
2pm THE GROUP MOST SYMPATHESIZED BY MANYY
2pm successully GARNERED SYMPATHY VOTES
even from kvipppps
AND CLINCHED the mayyyjor award
last year bigbang got dat awardd ah but this year since theres no bigbangg promotions
bigbang wasnttt competing againstt themm
BUT STILL GOT MA GEEDEE AND 2NE1 CLINCHING THE MAJOR AWARDD MAHH!!
but dat one i sayy laytahh laytahh
now i am still bedibediii
ahmaaaaaaaayyzed
AT HOW SHEHSHEH 2PM MEMBAHS CAN BE WEN THEY WATERFALL
oohh xspeciallyy wooowoooyoung


whoo evah since leadja JAY leedja LACK OF SELF ESTEEM
left da groupp for seattle
wooyoungs eyees reflect nothingg but a poooL OF highvolumes containedd bucketts of tearrrrrrrrrs
reeli ahh u cann seee he smile smile but his eyes still wetwett
this bucket seemed to experience a tinyy leackage during their speciall performance fer hayyy
and this bucket seemed to undergone an even greater crack
till it eventuallyy led to it being broken up into pieces resulting in
an OVERWELMINGLY NONGNONG OVERFLOW FLOOD OF WATERFALLLLLLLL
streamming downn thatt ssanti DANCE OWNER that angangggwooYOUNGG
AWWWWWWWWWLALALALA
AND ma nichkhunn comes to da rescue with brotherlybrotherly love wanting to hugg and he push away ahh!!
sooo da adawraberliciouuuuuuuus!!
thenn after receiving the award onstage
nichkhunn tried huggyhuggy ahgainn and succccccccessful ahhhhh!!
LAYDEH CHANEL ALIS EYES IS ONN KHUNYOUNG when it comes to 2pmmmmmm
o chansung oso ah
his body recentlyy lured ma attention to his abs n belly hairr leading somewhereee
somewheree MYSTERIOOOOUUS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ooh ooh and i lykk taecc and khunn fer beingg soo herculean and stayyyble onstage being nahthang butttt plain and symplyy joyousss
and i osoo lykk junsuus reacktionn noddingg and smilingg whenn hubbybaee and geedee n 2ne1 all performm onstage
HES THE ONLY ALIVE LOOKING ONE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
so strange 2pm no longer alive looking with pale makeups and retarded hairr
their song smmore
NOT SO IQ=ish ahh
AGAIN N AGAIN I HATE YOU till you hear my HEARTBEAT cos its ONLY YOU
WOWWWWWWWW soo ahmayyzing
xspecially the gayyyy JYP GUY
SOO HILARIOUUUUUUUUUUUUUS AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE COME OUT SDDNLY DO ORCHESTRATICK THANG AT THE BACKGROUND
CAN EVEN SEE HIM TAKING OUT HIS GLOWING LIGHT STICKK
AND HIS GLOWING SHADES
and he even used the shades CROOooOOOKEDLY
nownownoww
JAY SHUD JUS COMEBACK
RECHOREO. ALL 2PMS PERFORMANCE IN THE LATEST ALBOOM
since jayyy is indeed aftahh all the professionallly qualifieddd breakkdancerr whoo clinchedd manay manay da
breakdancingg awardds in seattttttle and korea before watwatt!!!!!!!
make 2pm lookk HAWTHAWTHAWT AHGAIN
by coming in telling them that their idiotickk hair looks retardeddddd
and asking them to shave their hair to their hair like again and againn promotions LASTTYMM AHH!!
imahgeen 2pm doing thatt heartbeat performance at mtv vmaaaaaaa??
2PM was originally sppose to move to america and debut there tooo followin theirr predecessorrs like
WONDERGIRRLS WAHTT!!
EEYERR!!
I CRINGE!!
I CRINGE AHGAIN!!
I AHGAIN CRINGE!!

I CRINGE AHGAIN AND AHGAIN!!






THAT ONE AHBOVE IS DAT EMPTAY PERFORMANCE NOTT MUCH DA OOMPHH OOMPHH
EVERYONE WHO WATCHES WILL HAVE EXPRESSIONS AND REACKTIONS ODF NOT
WAHHH WAHH AWESOMISM!!
BUT
AWWW AWWW THATS JUS SOOO SADDD THEYRE SOO SADDDD!!!!!



AHHH U SEE MA MAN GEEDEE
SOO SPPORTYVE AHH!!
SAYING 2PM WEN DA HOST SAY 2PM
OooOHH HE ROOTING FER 2PM AHHHHHH!!
BIGBANG SHUD TEACHH 2PM TO MAKE GEWWWDGEWWD MUSYCK FROM BASS TO LYRICKKS AHH!!!!!!!!!!
I WANN COLLABO COLLABO!!
THEN LAYTAHH U'LL SEE 2NE1 N GEEDEE STANDING OVATION CLAPPING MERRILYY
BUT THENNNN
LAYTAH AS SOON AS JUNSU BEGAN THEIR THANKYEW SPEECH
ALL DA 2NE1 MEMBAHS HAD TISSUES UNDER THEIR NOSE/EYES EVEN MA TWIN CL AHHHHHHH!!
OOHH N EVENN GEEDEE GOT EYES GLISTENING WITT AWWWWWWWWNESS
OOOOOOOOOOOHH AND WOOYOUNG WATERFALL LYKK DAT LYK SHEXSHEHH AHHHHH!!
BUT HE WATERFALL AHH
WAII SOOOOOOOOOOOO NONGNONG AHH!! FROM THE CHAIR ALL DA WAYY TO GOIN DOWNN FROM DA STAGE AHH!!
DEN I LOOOOOVE CHANSUNGS DYRECKT SPEECH
WHERE HE DYRECKTLY FACED DA CAM AND GAVE A DYRECKT MESSAYGE TO DEIR
BEHLOVEREDD YET PATHETYCKK LEEDJAHH
OOHH BUT I MISSHHY MISHYY LEEDJAHH ABSS N EXPOSEDD BODYYY WHEECH HE FREQUENTLYY DIDD AHH!!
HE SAIDD SOMETHINGG LIKE JAY ITS TIME FER U TO COME BACK WE WOULDNT HAVE THIS IF NOT FER UU, I LOOVE UUUUUUUU
IN ENGLISH LYK SOUNDS GAYY AHH
BUT SOO BRODABRODAISHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I LYKKKKKKKKKK!!
BUT STILL AHH
JAY SHUD COME FASTAHH SOO 2PMS IMAGE WOULD STOPP FALLING DEEPER INTO AN OCEAN OF PATHETYCKNESS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHH
FANCAMM WOO WOO YOUNG WHY U KEEP WOO WOOOOOOOOING
SOOO SHEXHSHEHH YET SOO YEASHH
SOO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDENINGG
DENN KHUNNIE OPPA TAECYEONN N ALL COMFORRT
WAHH DAT GUYS SHOULDA MUS BE DAMP WIT WOOOS TEARRS AHHHHHH AT DA STARTT!!



AHH SOO NIZZZE
2PM LAYDEH CHANEL ALI LOOOOORVES YEWW
but denn
not as muchh as i LORRRVE YGYGYGYG FAMILYY
but still lurrveyydurveyy mahh
samesaaame!!





AWWWWWWHH HERE GOT CLEARER VERSION!!!!!
I LOOOOOOORVE HOWW JUNHO BROTHERLY HELD OUT HIS ARMMS FER WOOYOUNGGGGG
OMGAWRHDDD DA WAYY WOOWOOYOUNG WATERFALLLL
LYK MAYKE DA WHOOLE WANN WATERFALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OSOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
AHHH
SOO LURVEYY DURVEHH
WITT TAEC AND ALL PATTINGG HIMM ON DA BACKKKK
OOH AND I SEE VIPS GEEDEE STICKKS BIGBANGG CROWNN LIGHT STYCKKS ALL WAVINGG IN DA AIRR CHEERINGG FER 2PM
I TOLDD UUUUUUUU!!
BIG BANG + 2PM = LOOOOOOOOOOVE NO ENMITYY

I FERGOT TO MENTION
HOW I LUURRVE IT WEN DRUNK TIGER HUGGIE HUGGIE N COMFORTTS MA WOOOOOOOOYOUNGIE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!




THIS FANCAM AFTAH THEY LEFT DA STAGE MOAR INTERESTINGG
U SEE DA WAY WOOYOUNG WALKK
SOO LIFELESS
SOO LISTLESS
LIKE BOUT TO FAINT ANYY SECKONDD AHHHHHHH!!
DENN U SEE ALL DA REST OF 2PM MEMBAHS
SHAKING HANDS HUGGING CHATTING
WOOYOUNGG JUS
ALIENATED HIMSELF HURRIEDLY GOT BACK TO HIS SIT
N SAT THERE
SIIIILENTTTTTLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AYAAA WAII WOOO WAII WOOO WOOO I WANN DA OOLD WOO WOO BACKKKKKKKKK!!

DID I MENTIONN WOO YOUNG LOOKS SHEXSHEHH WENN HE WAHTAH FALL TOO????
HERE GOT CLEARERR WOOYOUNG FOCUSSED VIDD AHHHHHHHHH WHERE THE FANGIRLS WHO REALIZEDD WOOYOUNG WAS WATERFALLING KEPT SAYING OHH HES CRYING WATTO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



OMGAWHRRRDD
U SEE WOOYOUNG AT
1:36
AFTAHH HE CALMED HIMSELF DOWN SUCCESSFULLY
HE HEARD JAEBEOMS NAME
N BROKE DOWWN EVEN FURTHERR
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLALALALALALA
DEN LAYTAHH
TOWARDS DA ENDD
NO MOARR SMILEY SMILEYY WOOYOUNGIE
THERES ONLYY DA SOLEMN ONE
SO MA NICHKHUNNIE COMES TO DA RESCKUUUE
AHHH SOO NIZZZZZZEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHH WOOYOUNGG WAII U MISHH JAYY SOOOOO DA BEDI MUCHH
LUUUUHHRRVE DA NICHYOUNGG MOHMENTTTTTTTTTTS AHHHHHHHH!!
LURRRVE ITT LURRRRVE ITTTTTTTTT!!

ahh heres THE ENG SUB ONE AHH FYNAHLEEEE!!

i see DA LIGHT!! I SEE INSPIRAYTION!!

  • Nov. 21st, 2009 at 12:22 PM

LIVEJOURNAL.COM
10 Nov 09, 17:19
amalina extps: btw did u rmb chasing me during recess in tps and I ended up with a sprain ankle as i trop over the stairs??? listen up ppl this girl is dangerous. hahah. but anw thanks coz i didnt need to take nafa
10 Nov 09, 17:18
amalina extps: haha.. u write like you talk. OHMYGOD. no wonder i can never und ur sms.. ahah.
28 Jun 09, 00:26

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I FERGOT BOUT MA SPOTSPOTGOBLOGBLOG AHH!!
AFTAHH CHECKING MA TAGBOARDDD
AMALINAAAAAAAAAA IS THE KEYY TO MA UPCOMING POSTS
IN DA SOON TO BE REVIVEDD

SPOTSPOTGOBLOGBLOG.BLOGSPOT.COM

NAOOOOOOOOO
ANTICIPATION SHUD BE HEIGHTENED, SATISFACTION GUARENTEEEDD!!

EXKTRAS EXKTRAAS!!

  • Nov. 21st, 2009 at 7:40 AM

THAT VIDD AH!!! NAWT INTERESTING SINCE NOO SUBS SOO FOREIGN LANGUAGE BUT SINCE GOTT BIG BANGG U WATCHH OSOO WITHOUT COMPREHENDING STILL ENTERTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINING
ESPECIALLY DURING 5:09 ONWARDS AHH!!
WHEN GEEDEE TOKING TOKING
TOPP N SEUNGRI THOUGHT THE CAM WAS FOCUSING ONLYY ON GEEDEE
SO TOPP PLAYED SCISSORS ROCK STONE PAPER OR WATT WIT SEUNGRIRI
AND SEUNGRIRI LOSTT THEN IS IS OPENN TO THE FORFITTT
THE ONE MUS USE 2WO FINGERS N BEAT THE HAND OF THE LOSERR AHH
SO TOP TOOK OUT HIS RINGG THEN OPENLYY N LOUDDDDLY DID DAT TO SEUNGRIRIRI
DENN SEUNGRIRI FACE LYKK WAAAAAAAAII MA FATE LIKE DEEEEZ
AHHH SOO NIZE SOO NIZEE
DENN U SEE HUBBYBAE N DAEDAES REACKTION AHH
DEY PREVIOUSLY STARED AT WAT TOP WAS UP TOO TAKING HIS RING N PLACING IT IN B2WEEN HIS LEGGS
THEN THE MOMENT HE BEAT SEUNGRIRI DA HANDDS THEY IMMEDIATELY TURRRNN TO DA CAM WITH DA
OHH NOOOO DID U SEE DAT
DATTYPE OF FACE
DENN SEUNGRIRI AND TOPP STONED AHGAIN N TOP INITIATED ANOTHA GAME OF ROCKPAPERSSCISSORS
THEN LAYTAH SEUNGRIRI WON AND NAOO U SEE SEUNGRIRI ADJUSTING TOPS SLEEVE TO BEATT THE LOOOOOOOOSER AHGAIN BUT
THEYRE BACKK ON AIR SO IN THE ENDD TOP WITHDREWW HIS HAND AND THEY ACKT AS IF THEYRE NAWMAL STONING PPLE AHGAINN AHH!!

OOoohH!!
TODAY IS WAT DAYY??
TODAY IS S A T U R D A Y
TODAYY IS ALSO 21ST AHH
21ST IS A NUMBER BEFORE 25TH
25TH IS BIRDS FLY FREE ANYWHERE EVWEEWHERE ANYTYMM ANYWHERE!!
21ST IS STILL BINDED AT HOME/GO PARKWAYY CUT HAIRR BEFORE BLOOD COME ANYTYMM
BUT ITS DA
21ST IN THE 21ST CENTURY AHH!!
MEANS ITS TIME FERR
MAMA AWARDS AH!!!!!
BUAHAHAGHAGAHAGHAGAHAHGAAA!!!!!!!
OMEEGAWHRDD SO EGGZYZTED!!SO EGGZYZTING!!
WITH LINE UPS FROM
O MAYBEH BIG BANG GOT SPECIAL PERFORMANCE AH- GARAGARAGO THERES KOREAN VERSION RELEASED WAHT THIS YEARR!!!!!!
THEN SM ARTISTS CHOSE NAWT TO GO
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LALAA THEYRE PARTY POOPERS BUT YEASH. THEY FAILEDDDD.
SINCE EVWEETHANG GOES ON AS PER NAWRMAL WITH MOAAAAR AWESOMISM LINEUPS
AHH CLAPCLAPCLAPP I LIKKKKKE!!
OOHH BUT NOW JAEJOONGG OR WATT ALL NOTT UNDAH SM AHH?? THEY SAY THEY COMING??
GEWWDGEWWWD I NVAH CATAGORIZED THEM UNDAH SM TOO IN DA FIRST PLACE THOSE PARTICKULAR 3REES
now there will be
BIGBANGS GDRAGONN+HUBBYBAE ON ONE STAGE WITH KOREEYAN DURREAMMM!!
THEN THERE'LL BE
BEAST PERFORMING BIGBANGS EVAHEVAHHEVAHH FAAAAAAYYYMOUS LIES SONG
THEN THERES OOSO
FELLOW MEMBAHS OF MINE 2NE1 PERFAWRMING INCKLUDING 2NE1S MA TWIN+ MINZY=PLEASE DONT GO DANCE BATTLE
WAAAAAAAAAAALLALAKALAAKALKLAKLJALKLAKLA
I WANN SEE I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN BUT
WHY MY TVANTS NAWT WORKING AHH!?!??!!!

BUT NMMIND NMMIND THERES ALWAYYS MY FAAAAAAAAATHERS LAPTAWWP

OOH THEN AN EXTRACKT FWOM MA HUBBYBAE

"When people in their 30s hear the news that their first love is getting married, the first song that comes to mind is Yoon Jong-shin's "Your Wedding." But to teenagers, it appears to be "Wedding Dress" by Tae-yang of Big Bang (real name Dong Young-bae, 21).

Tae-yang released his first solo mini-album last year, with his song "Look Only At Me" becoming a big hit. Recently, he has released his first solo album "Wedding Dress." He is the third among the Big Bang members--after Seung-ri and G-Dragon--to go solo.

Tae-yang looked somewhat haggard when we met with him on November 17. Wearing his hat tilted, he looked handsome, with his smile being especially charming. His Mohican hairstyle, with his head shaved on the sides, created a perfect harmony with the simple earrings in his ears. He is known as the quietest and most pensive member of Big Bang, and that is exactly how he appeared to be that day.

Tae-yang said, "I haven't been able to sleep well for days. I can't sleep when I think of what I'm going to do the next day. When I had just debuted, I couldn't sleep at all. I even seriously considered getting help from a sleep clinic."

Tae-yang said that this year he looked back on himself and gained full control of his mind. He said, "I had many worries this year. We were so busy performing in Korea and Japan that sometimes I had no idea what I was doing. When several of our members were active solo and I was left alone in the house, I asked myself, 'Why do I sing?' It was hard for me, but the answer is: I sing for myself."

Tae-yang says his newfound mental discipline helped him better concentrate on recording his single album. He was fully involved in the songwriting process for the first time and wrote two songs in collaboration with producer Teddy. The title track “Wedding Dress” and the song “Where U At” from his album are based in the R&B genre. The sentimental melody and funky beat harmonize perfectly with his modest yet impressive dance moves.

“Wedding Dress” is about a man who sends the woman he loves to another man. When Tae-yang had just debuted, he said that he had never had a girlfriend. So what was it like for him to sing about love? He said, smiling, "It’s embarrassing for me to say that I have no experience in relationships. I have never had a girlfriend but-–as this song about one-sided love suggests-–I have been in love, which was never realized. That’s why it was easy for me to understand the mood of the song. It would just be an excuse to say that I don’t have time to date girls. I’m simply not ready yet to accept anyone into my heart. But I’m still dreaming of love."

On the question whether Seung-ri and G-Dragon inspired him to go solo, Tae-yang said, "Rather than pursuing success, I wanted to sing songs that I really liked. I wanted to sing sentimental songs. Both 'Look Only At Me' and 'Wedding Dress' are warm songs that are pleasant to hear when it’s cold outside. Because Big Bang’s songs are very upbeat, I wanted to sing poignant and serious songs as a solo artist."

Tae-yang said it was heartbreaking for him to see G-Dragon, his friend of nearly 10 years, have a hard time because of the plagiarism scandal over his songs, which took him great effort and hard work to write. But he admitted that K-pop is dominated by idol groups these days, saying, "There are many idol bands these days and their music is easy to hear. Despite the wide diversity of music genres, people just can’t afford to pick the music they like. That’s why our role is very important. We must present music that can make a difference."

With regard to Big Bang’s unrivaled status in K-pop, Tae-yang said he first learned that Big Bang’s name was a hot issue when he was participating in the recording of the song “Halleluiah,” the theme song of the TV drama “Iris.” But he says he still feels awkward to be a part of an issue-making group. Tae-yang appeared tired of cameras always following the Big Bang members. He also added, smiling, that his fellow group members are his only friends, even almost four years since his debut, because he does not bond easily with people.

The average lifespan of idol bands is less than five years. We asked Tae-yang whether he had ever thought about his future and the future of Big Bang. Tae-yang found our question difficult. He said, "If we continue to love music, like we do now, each of us can perform solo while also releasing albums as a group. If I become an influential person someday, I would like to join good causes to help the underprivileged. Just as I liked Michael Jackson, Stevie Wonder, Boyz II Men and Beyonce without a reason, I also want to be a singer who people like without a reason."- KBS


I TOLDDDDD U MAHH HUBBYBAE FEREVAHH TOP TO BOTTOM NAHTHANG BUT SINCERITY AHH!!!!!!!

NAOO NAOO NAOOO
I MUS FIND ALTERNATIVE FER BAYBEH CEE TO WATCH MAMA AWARDS
SHE MUS WATCHH SHE MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS!!
ME BEDIBEDI DA HUNGRYY FER HER REACKTIONS TOO AHH!!!!
TOO BADD FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZ IS IN BAAAAAAAAAAATAM TODAYY
OOH BUT IF SHES THERE SHE CAN BUYY FER ME NEWW CAP AHH!!
TINKING!!TINKING!!
MUS SMS MUSS!!

OOHH AND I EGGZYZTEDD FER NEWSPAPER TODAYY SINCE TODAY = SATURRDAY???!!
SATURDAY= HPHONE FILLED NEWSPAPER
MUS FIND FER LG CHOCOLOATE AND ANY LURRRRRRRRRING PROMOTIONS AHH!!!!!!!!!!
BYTHEWAYY AH
WITH THIS PAHTHETYCK BROWN TINNY TINY FONE I AM SOOO DA LASYY TO PICK UP FONE CALLS AHH!!
SOOO FER PPLE WHO CALLL
MY SEVERE APOLOGIES BUT U WILL HEAR NO VOICE :):):):):))))))))))

COS THE OWNER IS JUS TOOOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASYY TO PICKUP
UNLESS U CALL AT THE RIGHT TIME AHH!!
LYK WENN I KARAOKING LIKE YESTT OR LIKE WENN I GOT NAHTHANG TO DO ALONE AT HOME AHH!!
BUT IT ALL DEPENDS AND LAYS ON FAYYYYTE AWWWHAWWHH!!
SO AHH
FER
USUALLY MA CONTACKTS WHO CALL EITHER IN THE AFTERNOON/MORNING/ ORR NIGHT SEE NO PICKUP WONT CALL AHGAINN AHH UNTIL THE FOLLOWING DAYY AHH!!
BUT THIS PARTICKULAR GOGOBIBI VERYY ADAMENT WANT CALL AHH
MUS CALL MORNING MUS CALL AFTERNOON MUS CALL NIGHTT
DENN EACH IS 2WICE SMMOARR
BEFORE THAT AHH
I WANTED TO DECLARE ONEDAYECOFRENLY NO
MOBILEFONEDAY
BUT NOW I EXTEND N PROLONG MA LASYNESS TOWARDS DA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
SOO SORLEE AHH SORLEEEE
NONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I REFUSE TO PUT THE FONE ON MY EAR AND PRESS IT ON MY FACE
BCOS 1ST AH
1) MY RIGHT EAR GOTT SOME CUT INSIDE OR WAT SO DA THANG ACHING LIKE SIAOOOOOOOOO
2) WHEN RIGHT EAR ACHE MY RIGHT JAW AUTO ACHE OSOO
3) THIS FONE SEEMS TO BE ON DA VERGE OF EXPLODING EVWEETYM I GO CALL OR VICE VERSA WITHIN JUST A FEW MINUTES AHHHHHHH!!
4) NOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOD TO SEE N STARE AT THAT INTERESTINGLESS FONE
5) THE HANDS FREE FER DA EAR IS TOOOOOO BIGG AH WONT LAST LONG SIMPLY ON MY LEFT EAR BUT CANT PUT IT ON MA RIGHT EAR TOO SINCE U NOE INJURRRRYY

DEN DA REST I ONCE AHGAIN
LAYYYYSY TO TELL
THERES ALWAYS THIS THANG CALLED S M S YOU KNOWW

sms the SOS thangs yearning to tellll
i evaluatte howw INTERESTINNN it is
thenn i maybehh put ma SD CARD IN MA SONY FONE

so when you call i can answer using THAT FONE LAHH!!!!!!!






[MP3_DL] CL & Minzy (2NE1) - Please Dont Go -

IN THE MEANTYM SOME THANG LESS ANTI CLIMATICKKK



MA MIND IS OUTTA CONTROL
I JUS CANT TAKE IT NO MOAAAR
TONIGHT I WANNA GET DRRUNKK
PWIS DONTT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

AFTAHH 9INE MONTHS!!!

  • Nov. 20th, 2009 at 7:12 AM

AFTAH 9INE
YEASHH!!YEASHH!!
9INE MONTHS OF EXCKRUCIATING EXERTION OF ZEE BODY LIMITTS
LAYDEH CHANELL ALI HAS FYNAHLEE GIVEN BIRTHH N LET DADDY OF DA BAYBEH CARRY ITT



OOHH OHH AS A SYMBOL OF AUTHENTICIZATION OF ITS AUTHENTICITY
ME N HUBBYBAE SIGNED IT OFF TO MAKE IT OFFICIAL


----------- DARLINGLONG PICKCHASSS VILL BE POSTED HERE AFTAHH EDITTINGGGGGGG -------------

so annoying so annoying so annoying
who said if one must go jordan
one must bring KARIPAP HOMEMADE ONES??!!!
the ONE AND ONLY CURRYPUFFS that i eat FROM TOP TO BOTTOM!?!?!!
just bcos the wunzahfooll oone goes to jordan today
THE WHOLE WORLD DOES NOT HAVE KARIPAP ANYMOARR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov. 18th, 2009

  • 3:43 PM

nownownowww
laydeh chanell ali MUSTT GETT READAY TO
go SUUUUUUUUUUURRRPWISE
upcoming birdday hunnylianniiiiiiii
WHO ACCORDING TO fataim. IS YEAAAAAAAARNING TO MEET ME
limited edi limitedd edii!!!!!!!!!!
but unfortunatelyyyy i was busy
staaring at ma teevee sckreen latelast nightt
watching csi MIAMI
WAT U SAY CORRECKT AHHH!!
HORATIA SO FARRRRNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
he jus stand bhynd that guy whose backk is facing him then he whisper
CAN U PUT DOWN THE PHONE PLEASE
aperrrrrrrrrrrrrr jerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
bcos of that i sooo sooooooooooooo da SLEEPY AHH NAOOOOOO!!!!!
CNNT TAHAN
me n grannay n fataim at 4our mus go shawp fer pwehzenn smmoaarr
OOH FER ME DA PRESENTT FER DAT BIRDDAY HUMAN YEST AND 2MORLOLOO
DA BIRDDAY PWESENT IS ME
---- PRICELESS -----

should i go draaaaaaaaaaaaagg them to go MA HOUSE IMMEDIATELY AFTAH WE MEET SO I CAN SLEEPPPPPP???

so weirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd ahh wear clothes da clothes feel soo ANCIENT soo DUSTY
its time to BUY NEW CLOTHES AHH!!!!!!!
oohh AND I AM SO BEDIBEDI DA GLAAAAADD
i did not splurge my $$$ on delivaries mc/kfc today mawrning
seeing as to howw
NAO I HAVE $$$ TO BUY MOARR THANGS

i wan go belly dancing ahh so i need not complain the effects of washing macheen on ma pants
as washing machine shrinks my pants SO WILL ME SHRINK ME HIPS
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGG MR BROWNNN!!

  • Nov. 18th, 2009 at 3:02 PM

LOOK TO DA LEFT GOTT RAINBOWW

LOOK TO DA RIGHT THERES AN XPLOHHSIONNNNNN AHH!! U SEE DAT VANN!! BUT LAYTAH GOT RAIN COME SAVE DA DAYY AHH!! FEW SECKONDS AFTAH DAT

OOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
alevels= battle
battle of what??
battle of BOREDOM AND FREEDOM
so what song keeps laydehh chanell aliiiiiiiiiiii SPURRING THROUGHT DA BATTLE??
YEASH YEASHH??
IT IS MA ORIGINAL HUBBY

p>







Y NO HD AHH??
I WAN PUT IN MA IPODD AHHHHHHH!!

( this heartbeat effect in the beginning beats 2pm's strange NDP lighting heartbeat in the beginning of 2pms NEWWWW SONG but i stilll looooooooooyykkke BOTHH)

DID CHRISBROWN SHOOT THAT DESERT AREA AT DUBAI??!!!
AMERICA GOT DESERT MEHH??
IF HE DID SHOOT THERE
BROWNBROWN IMMAONMAWAYYYYYYYYY!!


crawl - luke boyd



NIZE WAHTWAHT!!
IF WE CRAWL TILL WE WALK AHGAIN THEN WE RUN UNTIL WE'RE STRONG ENUFF TO JUMP THEN WE'LL FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WHY IS THAT IMEEM FULL VRSION BY SUM LUKEBOYD PERSONN?? BUT NMMIND SAME SONG NYWAYY!!
THE YOUTUBE MV IS C H R I S B R O W NNNN

ALSOO AHH!!
CHRIS BROWN'S SETTING IS SIMILAR TO MA HUBBYBAE'S WHERE U ATT AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NMMINDNMMIND I ACCEPT THIS BATTLE FER DA HUBBY TITLE AHH!!
ohh
and i think after rihanna framed chrisbrown
chrisbrown had to pay fer her gifts and his lawsuit all so this mv
abit BUDGET AHH compared to his I CAN TRANSFORM YA mv
ICANTRANSFORM mv lyk moarrr hightech
the only hightechh thang i see in this CRAWWWWL MV is I CAN SEE CHRISBROWNS HEART AHH!!



AND WEDDING DRESS ooOH!!


I LIKE HIS JACKET TOO YESH I DOO!!
OMGAWRD
I WAN MOARR!!
SPICY HUBBY BAE!!
<<HUSBANDS AHH HUSBANDS
A representative of YG Entertainment stated:
"To watch Taeyang's comeback performance, G-Dragon woke up early and went to SBS Inkigayo. He even brought Seungri along to watch the pre-recording of the stage... It is great to see G-Dragon taking care of fellow singers around him. Even when 2NE1 had their debut and comeback stage, he went to the studio to cheer them on... Thanks to the support, Taeyang finished the pre-recording well, but Taeyang himself wasn't satisfied and he said that he would show an even better performance next time."


It's great to see G-Dragon showing love to Taeyang, 2NE1, and all the artists around him.
ILYKKKK THE VIVID VISUALIZAYTION I HAVE OF GEE DEE DRAGGIN RIRIDOWWWWN AS YEWWSUALL!!

HUBBYBAE, MR ABS PERFORMED YEST AND MADE ONE BANAL LOOKING GREYISH BACKGROUND SEEM TO BE THE MOST ATTRACKTIVE THANG EVAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
HUBBYBAE NO ARMPITHAIRR NO ARMPITHAIRR SOO GEWWWWDD!!!!!
N THE SECONDS OF ABS REVELATION IS TOO SHORT SECONDS
NONGNONGER PWISSSSSS YEASH YEASHH
-FROM MRS ABS






OHH OHH THEN ANOTHA REPLAYABLE HILARIOUS PROGRAMME I LOOOOOORRRRVE
GOTT DAEDAE GOT HYORII GOT MA FELLOW 2NE1 MEMBAH OSOO SSSSANDARA PARKK AHHHH!!




ANDD THEN YEST
AFTER THE AWWFUL MIXX OF CHOCOLATISH DONUT + LAKSA _ WATERMELONNS
I FOUND MA REMEDY OVAHH HERRRRRRRE TOOooOOOOOOOOO!!
MA BIBIBIBIBIIGGGG BANGGG BUT ALL THEIR ATTIRE THE SAME WEN THEY PERFORM THIS
KOE WO KIKASETE SONGG
I THINKK THEY PERFORMMED IT ALL ON DA SAAME DAYY
BUT NMMIND NMMIND I LYKK DA INTRO AND MA HUBBYBAE POST
DEN ROBOTYCKK TOP OSOO BEDI FARNEE LYK DATT WAT HE SAY DA AHH AHH THANGG
DENN GEEDEE NODDYNG NODDYNG WIT SEUNGRIRI ADAWRABERLICIOUS DEHH N DAEDAE LYK COLGATE ADVERTT AHH


HUBBY BAE OUGHT TO SPEAK MOAAAAAAAR ENGLISH
WARDDUP WARDDDDDDDDDDDDDUPP OOOH SO SHEXSHEHH!! SO APHRODYCKK!!

OOHHH MANOOSIAS MANOOSIAS PPLE PPLE
JOIN ME IN MUAHHH LETMEHEARYOURVOICE CAMPAIGNN
I WANN NIZE SETTINGG AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! N NIZE EFFECKKTS
DENN I MUS SHOW MA RINGG AHH
SO WEN HUBBYBAE SEE
HE WILL AUTOMATICKALLY RECOGNIZE IT AND IDENTIFY IT AS OURR WEDDING RINGGGG AHH!!

OOHH
ZOO U WAN ZOO SEE A GLIMPSE OF DA PHUTUUURRE
NOW PWIS SEE ZEEZ VIDEEYO BELOWW





ONE MONTH LAYTAHH THE SUBJECKT MATTER IN THAT VIDEO ABOVE WILL BE IN THE HANDS OF
LAYYYDEHH CHANEL ALI A K A MRS ABBBBBS AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLAPCLAPCLAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!


웨딩드레스 (Wedding Dress) - Taeyang

O VERSUS!!YEASH!! VERSUS!!












OOOHH WHEECH ONE!! WHEECH ONE!!!
ON DA OTHER HAND
THE TURN OFFS FER lg chocolate is that when i scrolled for the comments at youtube's
PHONEARENA user regarding that lg chocolate
i was turrrrrrnedd off when i witnessed somebody stating that lg chocolate is the purrrfeckt size for a DILDO
WHO HAS A RECTANGULAR ANGULAR DILDOO ONE AHH!!!!!!!!!
for sony satiooo the turn off is the back part
sOO BULKY AND THE FRONT ISNT AS SOPHISTICAYTED
if laydehh chanel ali is the owner of this lg chocolate the
HPHONE WILL THOROUGHLY PARALLEL WITH THE OWNER
slim slimm yet top to bottom nothing but sophisticayyyytion WITH MANAY MANAY FUNCKTIONS
but sony like the funcktions NAWT THAT MANY AHH!!
OOOHH
LG CHOC HAS ANOTHA MAJOR TURN OFF
IF BIGBANG ENDORSES THIS PARTICULAR FONE DEN MY ENTHUSIASM TO PURCHASE THIS PARTICULAR PHONE WILL DEFINITELY BE ESCALAYED FURRRRRTHER
unfortunately SNSD AND FX that bimbohhhtyckk groups are the ENDORSER AYAAAAAAAAA AYAA!!
NOW I VILL JUS CLOSE ANN EYEE ONLEE!!

TODAY SOOO STRAAAAAAYNGE AHH!!
I FLYCKED CHANNELS AFTAH CHANNELS IN THE TEEVEE
WITH MY EYELIDS HALFFF CLOSED
AND FINALEE I FOUND MYSELF STARRRRRRRINGG
AT TV1
YEASHH
TV1 TV1 TV1
DA MALAYSIAN TELEVISION CHANNEL
DA ONE I REALLYYYY DESPISE AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I WAS PARTICULARLYY STARINGG
AT THE CAREMM BOARRD AHH
DA WOODEN ONE WHERE THERES THIS CIRCLE CIRCLE THANGS AND 4HOLES AT THE SIDE
THEN YOU HAVE TO WHACCCCK THOSE CIRCLECIRCLE THANGGS SO THAT IT
CLANGGS OTHER CIRCLECIRCLE THANGGS
AND THEN IT ENTERS DA HOLLE AHH
WAHHHHHHHH
IWAAAAAAAAANN
I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN
RMEMBAH BACKK IN DAAAAA DAAAAYYS AHH!!
SUNGGUH SUNGGUH SUNGGUHH!!
AROUND PRI SKEWL THATTYMM
WE VILL ACKTIVELYY RUSHH TO SIMEI
TO MA AUNTY'S HOUSE
GO UPP DA STAIRRS
DENN GO INSYDE WIRAA'S ROOMMM
DENN SHARI OSOO COME IN
THEN I THINKK SHAMEEN TOO JOINEDD??
DENN I TINKK NYONYAA TOO
O NOO AHH NYONYA GENERATIONN TOO FARR OFF
BUT I RMEMBAH VIVIDDLYY OURRR CAREM BATTLES AHH!!!!!!!!!
I WAAAAAAAAAANN ENCORE AHH I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!!!!!!

NOWW I
1) MUS BRUSH TEETH EVERYNIGHTT
2) MUS CHOOSE LG CHOCC OR SAMSUNG SATIOO?!!?!!
3) MUS PUT FACIALL ON FACE ACTIVELY AGAINN
4) BUY ITOUCH
5) UPDATE MY WADROBE
6) BUYY ANOTHER SHOWCASE DISPLAY WITH LOCKS TO PLACE SHADES AND SPECKKS BROKEN AND NOTT
7) FLATTEN MY EYEBAGS
8) TRY ACUPUNCTURE TOOOO CLEAAAAAAANSE
9) GO SUNTAN TO GET BACK MY TANN
10) CUT HAIRR YEASHH YEASH CUTT HAIR
11) WITHIN THE CUT HAIR I MUS REBOND DA FRINGE, DO SOMETHING BHYND AND OF A DIFF STYLE
12) THEN DYE HAIRR AHH!?!?!! I WAAAAAAAN TRYY BLEEEACHHING
13) GO THAILANDD EXPAND CUPBOARD AHGAIN
14) BUY MOARR BAGPACKKS I SOO SIANINGDED CONSISTENTLY USING THAT DICKIES AND NIKE AHH!!
15) GO WHATS THAT B COUNTRY?? BATAM/BALI/BINTAN CAN HEAD TO TOE MASSAGE BY SUM HAWWT GUY BAUHAGAGAAGAHAG
16) SENT THIS LAPTOP AHWAYY FORR REPAAAAAAAIRR ONCE I CANN SURF OMONA OR WAHHT FROM ITOUCH AHH OR MAYBEHH MA TOUCHTOUCHH FOOOOONE????
17) BUYY NEW SNEAKERS I OSOO SIANINGDEDD WITH MY YELLOW HIGH CUTT NIKES NOO FEEEL NYMOARR
18) GET DRIVING LICENSE SCRAPP THATT FIRST!! GET MOTOR LICENSE FOR YEASHH MOTORR AS IN SPORTS MOTORR NOT SCOOTER NOTT ANCIENT HONDA OR TRADITIONAL HARLEYMOTORRBIKES MUST BE THOSE MOTORBIKES WITH HUMONGOUS TYRES AND SPRINGGS SO I CAN GO RACING BUT NOT USE IT ON REAAAL ROADS AHH
19) OHKAYY AH DRYVING LICENSE FERR MA VOLKSWAGON THATT IM SAVINGG MA $$ FORR
20) OOHH OOHH WINTER MODEL MUS GRAB HOLDD OF THIS WINTER SEASON WAHHT!! SO MUS BUY MOARR WINTERWEARS
21) I WANT TO TRY THOSE EXTREMELY HIGH HIGH GLOSSY HEELS I SAW AT TOPSHOP FOR REAAAALL I AM AFTERR ALL DAA NEXTT HEIDI KLUUUMM YEAAAAAAAAAASHH!!
22) OHHH YAHH I MUST THROWW MY ENTIRE WOODEN FURNITURE AHWAYYYYY!! NO WOOD ALLOWED ANYMOAR
EXCEPT FOR THE PIECE OF WOOD CONNECTING MY BED AND BEHIND IT BUT MAYBEH THROW THAT TOO OSO CAAANN!!
23) GO JAPAN TOO TO WITNESS MY BIGBANG HUBBIES TOURR AND ALLLLLLL AHH I SAIDD ALL ALL ALL ALL!!!!!!!!
24) BUY HAND SANITIZERR
25) GO ENROL IN CALIFORNIA GYM TO ENHANCE MY CURVACIOUSNESS BAUAHAHGAGAGAHAGAGAG
26) MEET MA DARLINGLONGGS OHH NOO AH MUS INSISTT AND INSISTTTT AHHHH!! I MUSTT MEANN THEMMMMM!! ALL 7EVENN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27) JOINN YG ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY AND MAKE $$ AS 2NE1'S 5IFTH MEMBAH
28) GETT MARRIED TO HUBBY BAE
29) GETT MARRIED TO MY NICHKHUNNIE
30) OGGIEOGGIE2GEDAGEDAA!!!!?!?!?!?! BAUAHAGGAHAGAGAHAGAGGAGAGAGAGHAHAGAGAG!!!!!!!!!!!
31) PAINT MY ROOMM DIFFERENT COLOUR
32) CALL HOUSING DEVELOPMENT BOARD = WHY MY CEILING CAN HEARR CRACKING SOUNDS WHENEVER THE SUN CREEPS UP!??!?!!!
33) CELEBRATE 1YEAR ANNIVERSARY WITH MY AXE OIILL
34) BUYY NEW SPECS DARKK COLOUR ( OHH NVAH EVAHH BUY BRIGHT COLOURS AHNYMOARR!! WEN FOTOSHOOT GOT FLASHH ONLEE THEN WAIT THE WHOLE FLASH RELECKTED ON SPECS THEN YOUR FACE WILL GLOWWWWW)
35) GO SEATTLE AND JOIN JAEBEOM IN BREAKDANCING
36) BUY MOAAAAAAAAARR ACCESSORIES MOARR 2RINGLETTS ETCETCETCBLINGBLINGG??
36) PEIRCE MY RIGHT EAR AT THE TOP SIDE DEHH ONE HOLE
37) PIERCE MY LEFT EAR 2 HOLES AT THE NORMAL SIDE EARLOBES THERRE
38) BUYY MOAAAAAAAAR BOOTS HIGHERR HIGHERR HIGHERRRR LONGGERR NONGERRR IN LENGTHH!!
39) GO DATT HARAJUKU AGAIN BUY MA UNIQUE THANGS AHGAIN INCLUDING MY ENTIRE ZIPUP TILL THE HEAD/ FACE HOOODIE WITH EAAAAAAAARRS
4O) GO FOR TEETH WHITENING ITS BEEEEN YEAAAAAAAAR SINCE I STARE AT A DENTISTT
41) BUY A FONE WITH TVANTS SO INGKI WILL JUST BE A PALM AHWAY
42) SUBMIT MY LETMEHEARYOURVOICEKOEWOKIKASETE CAMPAIGN VIDD
43) OHH GOO GEEDEES CONCERTT??
44) SET UP MY OWN CLOTHING ENTERPRISE WITH MY OWN DESIGGNS